Beep Boop I'm A Robot

Mission: 1.To find things to amuse one's self with. 2. Attempt to find humans to interact with. 3. Gather a photo stockpile of attractive humans with varying degrees of clothing (These pictures may not be suitable in a place of work N.S.F.W.) Social_networking.exe

Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.
Which beat scissors.
Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper. 

Gob charged at Michael with the scissors, but Michael as he always did picked rock.

Which beat scissors.

Unfortunately the whole incident was covered by the paper. 

(Source: stanningdamonsalvatore, via thebluths)

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

uno-flatu:

If only every concept was explained with a Disney reference, I’d be doing even better in law school.

(via the-owlette)